Kabhi Honda Chalaya Kya? - Bihari Vs Sardarji - Nice Joke

One day there was a Bihari going in a Fiat Car at 45 KMPH on a high way and enjoying his drive. Suddenly a Sardaji came zooooooooooooooooming on a Honda and peeped into the car and shouted at the Bihari 'Kabhi Honda chalaya kya?' and sped off....

 

The Bihari was surprised but he did not bother. 

After some time the Sardarji came zoooooooooom... in the opposite direction, peeped into the car and shouted again 'kabhi honda chalaya kya?' and speed off, This time the Bihari was annoyed , since the Sardar was teasing about his driving. 

After some time again the Sardar came back speeding and said the same thing peeping into the car . 

 

The Bihari was about to say something but the Sardar sped off. This time the Bihari increased his speed but suddenly stopped as he found the Sardar lying on the road, bleeding.. He got down and mocked at the sardar ' Kyon Sardarji , Kabhi Honda Chalaye kya?'

The sardar said  arre...' Wohi to puch raha tha , Brakes kahaan hain dhoond raha tha'!! 

 

 

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What a Confidence - Conversation between Gurmukh and Mr. Bush - Joke of the day!!

George Bush was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang.

'Hello, Mr. Bush!' a heavily accented voice said, 'This is Gurmukh from Phagwara, District Kapurthala, Punjab ..... I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring the war on you!'

'Well, Gurmukh,' Bush replied, 'This is indeed important news! How big is your army'

'Right now,' said Gurmukh, after a moment's calculation, 'there is myself, my cousin Sukhdev, my next door neighbor Bhagat, and the entire kabaddi team from the gurudwara. That makes eight'

Bush paused. 'I must tell you, Gurmukh that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command.'

'Arrey O! Main kya..' said Gurmukh. 'I'll have to ring you back!'

Sure enough, the next day, Gurmukh called again.

'Mr. Bush, it is Gurmukh, I'm calling from Phagwara STD, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!'

'And what equipment would that be, Gurmukh' Bush asked.

'Well, we have two combines, a donkey and Amrik's tractor.'

Bush sighed. 'I must tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to 1-1/2 million since we last spoke.'

'Oh teri....' said Gurmukh. 'I'll have to get back to you.'

Sure enough, Gurmukh rang again the next day.

'Mr. Bush, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne...... We've modified Amrik's tractor by adding a couple of shotguns, sticking on some wings and the pind's generator. Four school pass boys from Malpur have joined us as well!'

Bush was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. 'I must tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!'

'Tera pala hove....' said Gurmuk, 'I'll have to ring you back.'

Sure enough, Gurmukh called again the next day.

'Kiddan, Mr.Bush! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war.'

'I'm sorry to hear that,' said Bush. 'Why the sudden change of heart'

'Well,' said Gurmukh, 'we've all had a long chat over a couple of lassi's, and decided there's no way we can feed two million prisoners of wars!'

NOW THAT'S CALLED CONFIDENCE

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2 Suicide Bomb Blast in Pakistan, Islamabad - Atleast 60 People Dead

As per the recent news, At least 60 people were killed and scores injured when two suicide attackers blew themselves up Thursday (August 21, 2008)outside the entry gates of Pakistan's largest military munitions plant, the police and hospital officials said. The brazen, coordinated attack, the latest on a military target, was the deadliest in the country in more than a year. The Pakistani Taliban claimed responsibility.

The bombings came just days after the resignation of President Pervez Musharraf, leaving two rival political parties in the governing coalition haggling over the question of succession and adding a new layer of turbulence to an unstable, nuclear-armed nation. Neither party has been anxious to take on the campaign against the militants, which is seen here as an American conflict foisted on the country.

The large military compound is located in the city of Wah, in the same district as the city of Rawalpindi, where Pakistan's military has its headquarters. The attack occurred during the afternoon rush hour at a shift change, while workers were exiting the compound gates.

Nasir Durrani, a regional police official in the Rawalpindi district, which includes Wah, said one attack occurred outside the main gate to the compound and the second attack took place outside another gate.

Panic gripped the area after the attack. Ambulances rushed to Wah from the nearby garrison city of Rawalpindi and security personnel cordoned off the area around the compound.

As the ruling coalition wrangles over who will succeed Mr. Musharraf, the country is facing an emboldened Taliban insurgency that is rapidly moving beyond its sanctuaries in the tribal regions of Pakistan and reaching into other parts of the country.


Links: MyToday News

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Axis Bank Website is Not Opening Since Yesterday

Its very strange that the website of one of the big bank, AXIS, is not getting opened since yesterday!! (August 15, 08). How come one of the best bank is not able to put its website live? There is not even any email regarding this. The site is www.axisbank.com - Do anybody has success in opening since yesterday? If yes, please let me know.

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Marc Faber Comment on US Economy

Dr. Marc Faber concluded his monthly bulletin (June 2008) with the Following:

"The federal government is sending each of us a $600 rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money goes to China. If we spend it on gasoline it goes to the Arabs. If we buy a computer it will go to India. If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala. If we purchase a good car it will go to Germany. If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy. The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on beer, since these are the only products still produced in US. I've been doing my part."

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Good Eye Exercise - Spot the Hidden Odd Alphabet or Number

Can u find the B (there are 2B's)?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRR

Once youve found the 'B', Find the 1

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIII1III
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Once you found the 1............ ... Find the 6

9999999999999999999 999999999999999
9999999999999999999 999999999999999
9999999999999999999 999999999999999
9999999999999999999 999999999999999
9999999999999999999 999999999999999
9999999999999999999 999999999999999
9999699999999999999 999999999999999
9999999999999999999 999999999999999
9999999999999999999 999999999999999
9999999999999999999 999999999999999
9999999999999999999 999999999999999
9999999999999999999 999999999999999

Once you have found the 6... Find the N (it's hard!!)

MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMNMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM

Once you've found the N... Find the Q...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO

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Helmet Rules and Regulations in Kerala

As per new rule in Kerala, no Helmet is required for those who are sitting behind!!!!!!!

Just see how keralites obey the order!

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Women And Their Craze For Possessions - Crazy

A woman parked her brand-new Lexus in front of her office ready to show it off to her colleagues. As she got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side.

The woman immediately grabbed her cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the woman started screaming hysterically.

 

Her Lexus, which she had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.

 

When the woman finally wound down from her ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.

"I can't believe how materialistic you women are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the woman.

The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

"OH MY GOD!" screamed the woman. "Where's my new bracelet?

 

 

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pit's (Brangelina) Twins Photos - Costliest Million Dollar Celebrity Kids - Published on People and Hello Magazine

One of the most awaited pictures of 'Brad Pitt' and 'Angelina Jolies' Twins photos are published in 'People' and 'Hello' Magazines.

Since the time, Anglina Jolie gave birth to the Twins on July 12, Nice, France, the speculations were high as which magazine will get the rights to publish the exclusive photos and for what cost.

At last, the million dollar celebrity kids, Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline, bagged around $14m from the 'People' and 'Hello' magazines. The celebrity pair, Brad Pitt and Anglina Jolie have decided to donate all the money to the charitable purpose.

The exclusive photo shoot with Knox, Vivienne, Jolie, Pitt and the couple's other four children, Maddox, Zahara, Pax and Shiloh was conducted by Getty Images.

Angelina Jolie and actor partner Brad Pitt are already parents to adopted children Maddox, Pax, Zahara, and biological daughter Shiloh.

In India, I guess, the first photo of Hottest Celebrity Pair, Abhishek Bachchan and Aishwarya Rai's (Ash-Abhi) first baby will bag the huge money!!!

Related Links: Opens in new window

• Article on 'People' Magazine
• Article on 'Hello' Magazine
• Some other Celebrity Kids
• The video telling the News of Brangelina's Twins Birth

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Why Women Are So Special

Mum and Dad were watching TV when Mum said, 'I'm tired, and it's getting late. I think I'll go to bed.'

She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's lunches.. Rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the freezer for supper the following evening, checked the cereal box levels, filled the sugar container, put spoons and bowls on the table and started the coffee pot for brewing the next morning.

She then put some wet clothes in the dryer, put a load of clothes into the washer, ironed a shirt and secured a loose button. She picked up the game pieces left on the table, put the phone back on the charger and put the telephone book into the drawer.

She watered the plants, emptied a wastebasket and hung up a towel to dry. She yawned and stretched and headed for the bedroom.

She stopped by the desk and wrote a note to the teacher, counted out some cash for the excursion and pulled a text book out from hiding under the chair.

She signed a birthday card for a friend, addressed and stamped the envelope and wrote a quick note for the grocery store. She put both near her bag.

Mum then washed her face with 3 in 1 cleanser, put on her Night Solution & age fighting moisturizer, brushed and flossed her teeth and filed her nails.

Dad called out, 'I thought you were going to bed.' 'I'm on my way,' she said. She put some water into the dog's dish and put the cat outside, then made sure the doors were locked and the patio light was on.

She looked in on each of the kids and turned out their bedside lamps and radios, hung up a shirt, threw some dirty socks into the basket, and had a brief conversation with the one up still doing homework.

In her own room, she set the alarm; laid out clothing for the next day, straightened up the shoe rack.

She added three things to her 6 most important things to do list. She said her prayers, and visualized the accomplishment of her goals.

About that time, Dad turned off the TV and announced to no one in particular. 'I'm going to bed.' And he did...without another thought.

Anything extraordinary here?

Wonder why women live longer...? 'CAUSE THEY ARE MADE FOR THE LONG HAUL...... (and we can't die sooner, we still have things to do!!!!)

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Picture Of The Year 2008 - Software Engineers - IT Industry

See the Output of our IT Industry..

The fate of Our Proud Sofware Engineers!!!!

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Farq Sirf Itna Sa Tha - Emotional Hindi Kavita, Shayari

 

Teri doli uthi,
Meri mayyat uthi,
Phool tujh par bhi barse,
Phool mujh par bhi barse,


FARQ SIRF ITNA SA THA,

Tu saj gayi,
Mujhe sajaya gaya ,
Tu bhi ghar ko chali,
Main bi ghar ko chala,


FARQ SIRF ITNA SA THA,


Tu uth ke gayi,
Mujhe uthaya gaya ,
Mehfil wahan bhi thi,
Log yahan bhi the,


FARQ SIRF ITNA SA THA,

Unka hasna wahan,
Inka rona yahan,
Qazi udhar bhi tha, Molvi idhar bhi tha,

Do bol tere pade, Do bol mere pade,
Tera nikah pada, Mera janaaza pada,

FARQ SIRF ITNA SA THA,


Tujhe apnaya gaya ,
Mujhe dafnaya gaya

 

 

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Situation on a Salary Day !!! - How will it be?

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Solar Eclipse - When and Where? - Canda, Russia, Mongolia, China, India, Karnataka, Delhi, Mumbai, Chennai, Kolkata

Today ie August 1, 2008 will witness the 'Solar Eclipse'. One of the rare natural phenomenon which occurs once in many years. Today once again the day has come. 'Solar Eclipse' is the result of moon coming in between the Sun and Earth.

A total Solar Eclipse will be visible in Canada extending across Northern Greenland, the Arctic, Central Russia, Mongolia and China. The elipse starts at 1:34 PM and will end at 6:08 PM

In India, the partial Solar Eclipse will be seen starting from about 4.00 PM except Nagaland and Mizoram

Where and at what time? Hoping there won't be rain and sky will be clear

• Bangalore - Starts at 4.42 PM and ends at 6:07 PM
  
• Delhi - Starts at 4:03 PM and ends at 5:56 PM.
• Mumbai - Starts from 4:27 PM and ends at 6:03 PM
• Chennai - Starts from 4:40 PM and ends at 6:07 PM
• Kolkata - Starts from 4:18 PM and ends at 6:02 PM
  

What to avoid?

• Viewing the eclipse with naked eyes as it would be very dangerous
• Viewing the Sun through a telescope or a pair of binoculars without a proper filter as it could destroy the eyesight

Good News:

• NASA in partnership with the Exploratorium Science Centre, San Francisco, and the University of California at Berkeley, will transmit coverage of the total eclipse in a live streaming webcast. - Log on to http://www.nasa.gov


• Next solar eclipse again on July 22, 2009 [Some say January 26, 08]
  

Similar Links: Opens in new window

• Live coverage of Solar Eclipse
  
• Nasa - Solar Eclipse
  
• Times Of India
• Sify News
• The Hindu News
• Yahoo News
  

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